Uploading Files In A Broadband Speed

It’s already October. Time to wake up Green Day. (They sang ‘Wake me up when September ends’, right?) Hey Green Day, wake up!

I was absent again today. I hate it. But I have no choice. I was not able to sleep last night. Diarrhea almost killed me. Not really. But it woke me up every 30 minutes, asking me to upload small chunks of files in a broadband speed, hehe. (If you don’t get what I mean, uploading means putting something into the toilet bowl, ok?) I almost dehydrated myself. Good thing, water is everywhere. Well, the uploading continued until morning that I felt so weak already. I took 4 Diatabs all in all during the entire duration until the upload request stopped. I have no choice but to rest and sleep the whole day. Sorry officemates, I can’t really go to office. I think, I’ve uploaded more than 10 times the whole night!

Well, I feel better now. I’m back to my normal self. The upload request is back to normal. 🙂

Following the way I describe things, we can conclude immediately that constipation is uploading files of gigabyte size at a dial-up speed. Hehehe.